May 22, 2008

Thursday Thirteen









Thirteen Things not to say to a pregnant woman

  1. You look 11 months pregnant!"

  2. "Are you sure you want to eat that? You've already eaten quite a bit" or "You're still hungry?"

  3. When the woman is close to her due date don't say, "You haven't had the baby yet?"

  4. No pregnant woman wants to hear about how hard your labor and delivery was. I'm sorry it was difficult for you but it's not the best idea to share your scary story with a woman about to give birth.

  5. "I bet you feel miserable."

  6. I think cankles are sexy. Insulting and sarcastic, this one will cost you. For those of you who aren't familiar with the term cankles, it is when a person's ankles are as wide as their calves.
    Calves + ankles = cankles.

  7. Those stretch marks will go away, right?" Women loath stretch marks and are sensitive about them. You'll probably never see her naked again.

  8. I'm not going to buy you new clothes if you keep outgrowing them.

  9. Wow, that woman looks great for having two kids.You don't say that to a woman who isn't pregnant.

  10. Honey, I don’t mean to alarm you, but have you ever read about anyone actually popping from being so big?

  11. Honey, come in here and see this horse giving birth on TV. Oh, man that looks like that’s gotta hurt.

  12. You’re dreading labor?! Do you know how sore my feet get from standing beside you that whole time?

  13. "Wow honey! You think you’re big up front, you should see it back here."



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