Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT start packing and look up to find my 14 month old daughter playing with my bra and then stop to take a picture. I would never find that amusing! NOPE! NOT ME!


I certainly DID NOT a lovely new outfit from Grandma Great and then proceed to give Princess Magpie a chocolate covered granola bar! I would never do such a thing. NOPE! NOT ME!

Upon getting up this morning after finally finding a place to move to, you know I DID NOT wait until 10:30 to get started on our homeschooling finishing up some moving phone calls first. NOPE! NOT ME!

I really DID NOT keep checking out my new house all day. I am not so excited that I am obsessed. I would never be that excited over such a silly thing as a house. NOPE! NOT ME!

I DID NOT get totally thrilled when I was talking to the lady who would have been Princess Belle's teacher this year and she expressed how much she thought I was doing the right thing for Princess Belle by homeschooling her. I don't need her approval and it didn't matter one bit that she told me that she knew Princess Belle and the school environment really was not the place for her. NOPE! NOT ME!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT realize that since I moved Poor Princess Magpie, I have been unable to hear her unless she is REALLY UPSET. My poor baby!! I would never forget to plug in her baby monitor. NOPE! NOT ME!

I certainly DID NOT go in to get my Princess Magpie out of crib and find her sitting up, naked as a little jay bird, grinning at me, saying, "Hi!" NOPE! NOT ME!

I really DO NOT find that letting Princess Magpie run around and stand at my knee eating off my plate gets to her eat a bigger supper. I would never start bad habits this early in her life! NOPE! NOT ME!

I DID NOT send Princess Belle to day camp without her permission slip for their field trip. I would never forget such things forcing her to run home to get her slip signed. NOPE! NOT ME!

And a few hours later, I DID NOT find that Princess Belle had to come back home again to get a supper because they were going to be gone for lunch and supper today. I do not suffer from preggo brain and find myself forgetting things more often than I should. NOPE! NOT ME!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I DID NOT put Princess Magpie in her high chair, give her a snack, pull it in front of the television and let her have her bedtime snack and watch So You Think You Can Dance with me. And I didn't watch her sing and dance to the show more than the show itself. NOPE! NOT ME!

When I realized my headache was easing off today, I DID NOT get right up and start switching the girls rooms so that Princess Belle has the smaller room and Princess Magpie and the new baby will have the big room. I know that my headache will probably come back and I should get some rest while it is gone. I did not think that this is probably the only headache free time I am going to have for days and I wanted to get things done. NOPE! NOT ME!

When Princess Belle got her clothes wet, she DID NOT go into the half changed rooms pick something off the floor and put it on. I would never let her wear clothes that weren't properly washed and dried and folded and put away.

When I looked at the capris she was wearing, and asked her where she got them, I absolutely NEVER realized that they were not capris but pants that were getting a little small on her sister! My big old butt does not have a seven year old daughter whose behind fits into the waistline 18 months pants! NOPE! NOT ME!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I DID NOT get up, get Princess Magpie breakfast, get Princess Belle off to Day Camp and lie down on the couch for a nap. I am not constantly tired and dragging my pregnant butt around this house in a constant state of exhaustion. NOPE! NOT ME!

I DID NOT have to explain to Princess Belle that it is important to put on clean underthings even if she is already wearing some. She is 7 years old and knows this by now. NOPE! NOT ME!

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I really DID NOT let Princess Magpie have a chocolate chip granola bar for her lunch even though her version eating her sandwich was dismantling it on her tray. NOPE! NOT ME!

I certainly DID NOT let Prince Charming catch me tired and not dressed up when we were trying to get a good pic of Princess Magpie in her cute hat that Notsosnowwhite bought her. NOPE! NOT ME!

I absolutely DID NOT then decide I was too tired to get dressed up and left to go shopping dressed just like that. NOPE! NOT ME!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT wake Princess Magpie up early so that she would be napping when she was home with Prince Charming. I would never wake a sleeping baby. Nope, Not Me!

I certainly DID NOT consider telling the doctor I couldn't handle my (very real) headache so that maybe he would consider sending me to get checked and hopefully get an Ultrasound of baby. I am not a paranoid mommy who will not stop worrying about this pregnancy until I actually see or hear my baby. Nope, Not Me!

I DID NOT get impatient waiting for Prince Charming to do it and dragged a HUGE pile of laundry downstairs and then quietly pretend that my back wasn't killing me. Nope, Not Me!

I really DID NOT take Princess Magpie out for a birthday dinner and watch laughing while she demolished her first taste of jello. I did not smile at all the surrounding tables that were smiling and laughing as she completely ruined her little yellow outfit as she smeared red jello from her head to her toes. Nope, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT realize that I was out of coffee filters and decide that that was the perfect reason to take my girls down to Tim Hortons this morning. I would never feed my girls those little balls of fat and sugar! I only feed them healthy food all the time. I do not have a cupboard specifically dedicated to the various types of sugary goodness I feed my girls. Nope, Not Me!

I am certainly NOT sitting here waiting for Princess Magpie to wake up from her nap so that we can head out for my coffee, for a lovely walk with my girls. Nope, Not Me!

I am NOT so anxious for my coffee that I am considering cleaning my kitchen VERY LOUDLY so that if Princess Magpie should happen to wake up, we can go! Nope Not Me! (I wonder what Tim Horton's decaf tasts like?)

I DID NOT go upstairs to tell Princess Belle I had made her cinnamon toast for her breakfast, smell and see her pee'd in bed, feel my pregnant stomach to a flip and close the door and decide to change it later. I would never leave that awful mess on her bed. Nope, Not Me!

I DO NOT think that the fact that she has only pee'd her bed a few times this month is a victory. She is seven years old and shouldn't be peeing the bed at all. And knowing that, I am certainly not sharing our failures with the entire blogging community. I would never do such an undignified thing! Nope, Not Me! (seriously, is there such a thing as a loving, fun, hands on, involved, firm, and still dignified mommy? When I think of all the diapers, sickness, dirty noses, and muddy clothes, I don't think I can be all of that at once.)

When Princess Magpie woke me up at 5 this morning I DID NOT feed her and then place her to play in her playpen while I slept beside her. I would never do that. My girl deserves my undivide attention even at some ungodly hour when I would rather be giving my attention to the back of my eyelids. Nope, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT keep Princess Magpie up an hour past her normal nap time so that she would sleep the whole time I was away at my Doctor's appointment to make caring for her easier for Prince Charming. I would never make my poor sleepy girl get up early! Nope, Not Me!

And I certainly DID NOT wake her an hour before I normally would this morning so that she would nap while I went to the Healthy Baby Club and left her with Prince Charming again. I know better than to wake a sleeping baby. I would never do such a thing. Nope, Not Me!

When I got home from the doctor's office, I DID NOT get so excited I almost cried when I realized we had extra money in the bank so that I could relax and we could order pizza for supper. I am never to tired to cook my wonderful family a healthy meal. Nope, Not Me!

On getting home from the doctor's office after walking what felt like miles. I DID NOT decide that I had carried this pregnant belly around long enough and leave the few groceries on the counter to put away today. Nope, Not Me!

When getting Princess Belle ready for Day Camp today, I DID NOT look around and find myself unable to find clean socks for her to wear. And I DID NOT decide that it was summer and she could wear some sandle type shoes with no socks and send her off that way. Nope, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT check Princess Belle's lunch bag after school to find that of the big lunch I had provided all she ate was crackers and candy. And having found that, I absolutely did not give her french fries and gravy for an after school snack (secretly thinking it was reason number 168 why I am glad to be homeschooling, I can make sure my skinny Princess actually eats a substantial lunch.) Nope, Not Me!

I certainly DID NOT put a tape of Big Comfy Couch on while Princess Magpie played in her chair and proceed to lay down beside her and sleep for an hour. Princess Belle didn't watch tv until she was nearly two years old, I do not let my 10 month daughter watch tv, really I don't. Nope Not Me!

I DID NOT discover that I love making homemade decaf mocha's to get me through until I can replace my coffee maker. I am not addicted to the feeling of having a nice hot drink in my hands and I did not discover that a mocha covers both my coffee needs and my chocolate needs all in one shot. I am eating only healthy foods while pg and would never drink anything so frivolous. Nope, Not Me!

I DID NOT totally ignore the housework that needs to be done in our house today because I am just too tired and sick to care. Nope, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I absolutely DID NOT send Princess Belle to swimming class wearing her swimsuit under her clothes and forget to send her brush, towel and underthings. I am a good mommy and I would never forget such things. Nope, Not Me!

I certain DID NOT get up this morning, so tired that when making my morning decaf I put in half the amount of coffee for twice the amount of water. I have been making coffee for all my adult life. I would never make a silly mistake like that. Nope Not Me!

And after having made such disasterous coffee, it DID NOT take me all day of drinking this coffee, wondering why it was so bad, to realize what I had done to my coffee to mess it up. I am a coffee lover, I would never drink such sludge. Nope, Not Me!

I DID NOT get my pregnant butt up this morning and finding myself exhausted and contemplating naps decide instead to attack the disaster of titanic proportions that is Princess Belle's room. Nope, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I am certainly NOT giddy to the point of being speechless that Not Me Monday is back and that MckMama and Stellan are back at home with their family. I always have lots to say and would never be rendered speechless. NOPE, Not Me!


2. I am NOT in the Two Week Wait and counting down the days until I can test to find out if I am pg. NOPE, Not Me!


3. I am NOT letting myself get my hopes up. I know that even though our "Timing" was perfect this journey can take me a LONG time. NOPE, Not Me!


4. I am NOT desperately trying not to over-analyze every little twitch in my body to see if it is a symptom. It took us five years to get pregant with Maggie, I have deadened my hopeful heart and I certainly am NOT thinking about this at all. NOPE, Not Me!


5. I certainly did NOT get up this morning and continue tidying my basement in my nightdress before even having breakfast. NOPE, Not Me!


6. I have NOT been trying to talk Prince Charming into getting a cat. Our dog is a big enough pain in our butt, that is a drain to my days and is hopelessly abused by my children, I wouldn't think of adding another animal to our house. And I certainly do NOT wish I could go back in time and talk Santa into getting us a pet of the feline persuasion instead of the canine one. NOPE, Not Me!


7. I have not held back on getting cool toys for our backyard because the all neighbour kids (I mean more the bigger kids than the little ones) keep coming into our yard and I am scared they would trash it. NOPE, Not Me!


8. I am NOT sitting here yawning counting down the minutes until I can go to sleep. NOPE, Not Me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT get out of bed every 1/2 hour from 4 am until 8:30 am. I wouldn't let such trivial things as a cranky baby, a noisy dog and a noisy daughter get between me and my much needed sleep. Nope, not me!!
   
   
2. Seeing as how, my getting up with the baby was disturbing Prince Charming's sleep, I absolutely DID NOT actually growl at him when he had the nerve to complain that I was popping up and down out of bed so much. Even though I am exhausted and sleep-deprived I am always the picture of kindness and devotion, I am never short or cranky. Nope, not me!!
   


3. When Princess Belle got up and asked me for leftover stuffing and gravy for breakfast, I DID NOT let her have it. I always make her a healthy well-rounded breakfast, I never let my exhaustion excuse the occasional easy breakfast request. Nope, Not me!!


4. I DID NOT set the kitchen timer when Princess Magpie cried upon being put to bed so that I could try not to run in there immediately and give her a chance to put herself to sleep. And I didn't stand by the timer with a bottle in hand, counting down the seconds until I could go in there and cuddle her and make her stop crying only to have her start again as soon as I left the room. And I did not do this every 10 minutes for a full hour. Nope, Not me!!
   


5. I DID NOT sit in the living room for the next hour thinking every sound was my baby girl crying again. Nope, Not me!!


6. I DID NOT put her in her bouncy seat on the floor and turn on Treehouse television and lay on the couch to try to get some rest. I would never do that. I am a fully involved mommy who makes sure my baby is fully stimulated at all times. I would never let my baby listen to the television. Nope, Not me!!


7. I DID NOT feel grateful that today was a holiday from school and my big girl didn't have to go in today. I am not a selfish mommy who misses my girl and who would rather be spending time at home with her. Nope, Not me!!


8. I DID NOT feel super productive this weekend after having gotten some baking done and getting my floors washed. I am a productive "Leave it to Beaver" meets Aunt Bea type mom who always has fresh cookies available for snacking, supper warming in oven and all the while keeping laundry done and the floors immaculate. I would never feel that simply getting some baking done and the floors scrubbed was a reason to feel triumphant. Nope, Not me!!
   

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT take Princess Belle to three doctors and a public health nurse to sort out the cause of the rashes she always gets to make the school happy. I know it is the same allergic reaction she has always gotten that no doctor has been able to pinpoint the cause of. I wouldn't make her miss a week of school to satisfy frustrating teachers. Nope, not me!!
   
   
2. I DID NOT spend so much money running back and forth to doctors that I robbed her piggy bank this morning to get bus fair for Prince Charming to take her to yet another doctor. I am a good mommy and I would never rob my poor Princess Belle of her coin stash. Nope, not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT spend so much time rolling coins this morning for bus fairs that I ran out of time for her to eat breakfast before she left and so sent her with Prince Charming on a 1 hour each way trip to the doctor with 2 sandwiches and a drink box in a bag for her. I would never let my girl leave the house without a completely nutritious breakfast that covered all four food groups. Nope, Not me!!


4. I DID NOT get one too many people piling crap on me on the weekend and decide maybe taking my family and running away to live like a hippy-dippy flower child, living off the earth and using natural medicines was a good plan. Nope, Not me!!
   


5. I DID NOT wake up this morning and decide that I just didn't care what anyone else thought or did anymore. I would never let the fact that I am sick and have had a rough week make me decide that I just might punch the next person who came to my door in the nose. I am a kind and loving person who loves all the world around me never gets frustrated at all. Nope, Not me!!


6. I DID NOT fill out a meme and decide that despite the rough week I have had, this is still the best year I have ever had in my life. I always make complete sense and never contradict myself . Nope, Not me!!


7. I DID NOT forget to do laundry this weekend. I am a good housekeeper who never lets the fact that I am sick and caring for a sick baby let me forget the needs of the ever-growing mount laundry that calls my name from the deep dark recesses of my basement whenever I happen to wander close enough to hear it. Nope, Not me!!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT just realize today that Princess Magpie turned seven months old yesterday! I am a completely devoted mommy who never forgets any important dates and is always ready camera in hand for every important moment of my children's lives. It doesn't matter that I spent all weekend dealing with teething misery, I still absolutely remembered that she turned an entire seven months yesterday and did a seven month photoshoot. I did not forget. Nope, not me!!
   
   
2. I DID NOT cancel my newspaper subscription because I am usually doing too many other things to bother to read until it is days late. I am an grownup human being who needs to be involved in her community and is aware of all the news in the world around her. I did not cancel my paper, nope, not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT forget to send out a calendar I had made for the new year as a Christmas Present. I put a lot of hours into that calendar and I would never get too busy to send it to the people that I love. Nope, Not me!!


4. I DID NOT waste valuable time last week trying to figure out how gluten got into Princess Belle's diet after seeing her reaction to it. I am hyper-vigilant all the time and gluten never sneaks by me. Nope, Not me!!
   


5. I DID NOT take a perfectly yummy vegetarian gravy and make it un-vegetarian by adding beef to it. And I was not so excited by the gluten free/dairy free results that I saved it to make beef and broccoli one day. Nope, Not me!!


6. I DID NOT pin the award that Princess Belle got in school today on the fridge taking it as sign that the gluten free diet is helping with her ADHD. I am fully aware that she could have gotten this on her own. I do not need validations that I am doing the right thing. Nope, Not me!!


7. I DID NOT notice that my followers on the my diet blog had gone down by two followers and get paranoid over it. I am perfectly aware that now that my diet has changed to gluten and dairy free maybe I don't provide what these people need anymore. I know it isn't personal. I am not a paranoid crazy person who needs your Internet love and attention. Nope, Not me!!



8. I DID NOT secretly rejoice whenever I notice that my followers have gone up or that I have gotten lots of comments. I really am not a paranoid crazy person who needs your Internet love and attention. I am not an attention whore. Nope, Not me!!



9. I DID NOT keep my big girl, Princess Belle, home from the after school program up the hill because I was scared of her walking in the snowy weather. If the after school program is still going ahead and they think it is safe, I would never second guess them. Nope, Not me!!


10. I DID NOT secretly wish that Princess Magpie had gone for an early nap so that I could crawl back into my nice warm bed with Prince Charming. I am a good housewife and mommy who was waiting for that time to do numerous loads of laundry and make my house clean. I do not spend some days longing for a nice warm bed. And I don't have a load of laundry sitting in the dryer waiting to be folded at this very moment. Nope, Not me!!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT give Princess Belle a pixie cut so that I wouldn't have to fight with her in the mornings about brushing it. Nope, not me!!
   


2. I DID NOT insist to the hairdresser that yes I wanted it over her ears especially when she asked me if I was sure more than three times! I am fully aware that my beautiful girl has elf ears and I wouldn't do that to her no matter how cute I think she looks with those big ears and those big eyes with the luxurious eye lashes. Nope, not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT delete a rude comment about Prince Charming not wearing a shirt in my pic. I am fully aware that Prince Charming likes to come home and take off his shirt and relax with his girls and I the same way his father and my father did and I know that this is a free country and you can say what you like. I do not feel that this is my blog and if you are going to be rude and say things hiding behind your anonymity I have the right to delete it. Nope, Not me!!
   


4. I DID NOT roll my eyes when I was eating a fast food place when the idiot teenager fine young lady behind the counter didn't have enough brain cells to figure out had difficulties understanding that I wanted a burger with no bun, no sauce and no cheese (gluten and dairy free) and had to ask me SEVEN times what I wanted and had to ring it in three times, when apparently there was a button for that on the register. Nope, Not me!!


5. I DID NOT contemplate never going out to eat again since it is way more complicated now but then decide I was proud of me for being brave enough to go over and over and over it with her until she got it right. Nope, Not me!!


6. I DID NOT look through our pics taken lately and realize that I have taken way more pics of Princess Magpie than Princess Belle. I absolutely did not feel guilty about that and proceed to take pics of Princess Belle consoling myself with the fact that the reason I have so many more of Princess Magpie is that I am doing a photo shoot every month on her birthday for her first year and most of the time I am taking pics, Princess Belle is at school. I am a confident mommy who shares everything absolutely evenly between her children and never does anything to feel guilty about. Nope, Not me!!


7. I DID NOT take pics of Princess Belle after she woke up with messy hair with the Pixie cut she didn't get and decided to cuddle daddy before I even got a nice pic of her new hair cut. I wouldn't do that. I would first document her adorable new 'do. Nope, Not me!!
   
   
7. I DID NOT walk hand in hand with Princess Belle swinging our arms as we strode through the store showing off our new Pixie cuts and discussing how we are now the short hair family. I did not tell her that if anyone tells her she looks like a boy this time they are crazy and she can say that she doesn't, she looks like me. And I am not secretly scared that someone will say something to make her feel bad. Nope, Not me!!
   
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Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT sit on the couch after Princess Belle left for school, think about the long couple of nights I have had with Princess Maggie the last couple of days and lay down and fall asleep instead of getting the breakfast dishes done. Not me!!
   


2. I DID NOT see that the puppy had pulled some of the clean folded towels into his bed, go to pick them up and think, "Screw it, he can have them until I do laundry." Not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT feel so sleepy today that I am still sitting here in my nightdress. Nope, Not me!!
   


4. I DID NOT get up this morning and have a soy chai latte and leftover chili for breakfast. I wouldn't do that instead of making a proper breakfast. Nope, Not me!!


5. I DID NOT get up in the morning on the weekend with the puppy, while everyone else in the house was asleep, walk out of my room to get him from his whining, and trudge the whole way in my sleep-deprived state grumbling about how much I wish he was a cat. Nope, Not me!!


6. I DID NOT discuss with Prince Charming about all my digestive issues and how they have improved since going gluten and dairy free. We are proper and don't discuss such things. Nope, Not me!!


7. I DID NOT start talking to my cousin's wife on facebook and decide that I like her better than most of my blood relatives. Nope, Not me!!
   

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT go out to dinner for my first gluten free/dairy free meal out and get brave enough to get the "very cute" waiter to check with the chef for gluten free foods and completely forget to ask about dairy free and so have a reaction anyway. Not me!!
   


2. I DID NOT keep both my girls out past their bedtime to get said meal and then get groceries. Not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT buy only soy milk while I got groceries and so force my family to drink soy milk like me. Not me!!
   


4. I DID NOT spend 10 minutes searching the stores for dairy free creamer for my coffee, decide just to use soy milk and then when I got home decide to just switch to herbal tea for a while. Not me!!


5. I DID NOT spend 1/2 hour getting totally excited in the grocery store over the wonderful gluten free/dairy free stuff I found while shopping. Not me!!


6. I DID NOT spend the last 6 minutes before Princess Magpie went to her crib admiring her little chubby legs and her little pudgy belly when she clearly was waiting for me to just her to bed. Not me!!


7. I DID NOT send Princess Belle to bed telling her to NOT come down and ask for a snack as she had ONCE AGAIN fed her supper to the dog. Not me!!
   

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT type out an entire post and lose it and curse up a blue storm when I lost it. Not me!!
   


2. I DID NOT get up and eat an entire plate of leftover hot wings for breakfast and feed Princess Belle instant oatmeal instead of making something for breakfast everyone. Not me!!
   


3. I DID NOT put maple syrup on Princess Belle's instant oatmeal just to ensure that she would eat it before going to school. Not me!!
   


4. I DID NOT step over the crap in Princess Belle's room, to turn off her tv, step back over the junk to get out and pretend not to see the disaster that I should be cleaning. Not me!!


5. I DID NOT take the peanut butter and eat an entire tablespoon of it straight off the spoon to satisfy a craving. Not me!!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I DID NOT keep my Princess Belle home from school today because she was awake half the night and I figured the teacher didn't do anything to deserve the nightmare that a sleepless Princess can entail. Not me!!
   


2. I DID NOT put my puppy, Midnight, outside and forget about him until the neighbours sweet little girl came, holding his chain, letting me know that he had gotten off his chain. Not me!!
   


3. When I was on my way up to get Princess Magpie to feed her, and Prince Charming suggested that I changed my shirt while I was up there, I DID NOT look at my wonderful husband incredulously and say, "Let me get this straight, I am going to get my notoriously messy baby to feed her and you want me to changed my milk-stained shirt so I can a completely new one milk-stained too???" Not me!!
   


4. I DID NOT completely forget to buy milk when I got groceries. Not me!!