Don't try this at home, folks

Have you ever tried to sit quietly with a three-year-old in a room filled with four hundred people for 8 hours? Don't. I don't reccommend it. After having tried this today, all I can say, is . . . I surrender. I surrender to the fact that my child needs to pee at least every half hour. I surrender to the fact that my child needs to be singing some song at the top of her lungs most of the time. I surrender to the fact that my child will do everything she can to charm the entire room, except sit still and be quiet. I am so tired. I want my mommy!