Silly Saturday

With all the move stress and knowing that I won't get any news until next week, I had to find some silly newspaper headlines to share with everyone. A little smile for a nice Saturday.

Headlines:

- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
- Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
- Drunk gets nine months in violin case
- Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
- Farmer Bill dies in house
- Iraqi head seeks arms
- British left waffles on Falkland Islands
- Lung cancer in women mushrooms
- Eye drops off shelf
- Teacher strikes idle kids
- Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
- Squad helps dog bite victim
- Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
- Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
- Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
- Stolen painting found by tree
- Two soviet ships collide, one dies
- 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
- Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
- Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
- War dims hope for peace
- If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
- Nine tenths of mass of universe found in Canberra
- Red tape holds up bridge
- Deer kill 17,000
- Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
- Man struck by lightening faces battery charges
- New study of obesity looks for larger test group
- Kids make nutritious snacks
- Local high school dropouts cut in half
- Man minus ear waives hearing
- Include your children when baking cookies

Have a great weekend and tell me one thing that made you smile today. I need to hear about all the great weekends going on out there.