Something to make you smile

Okay, I am having a particularly stressed out day with the whole moving fiasco and so I needed something to get my mind off things so I decided to share some news articles I found here My comments are after each heading in italics.

Two Wives, One With Two Hubbies, Costs Cop
A Sumter County sheriff's deputy was fired for being married to two women at the same time, and his second wife was married to another man at the time of their wedding.--okay, can you imagine trying to keep track of THAT family tree??

Woman Crashes Car Into Swimming Pool
A test drive in a car ended with a big splash and a daring rescue in Bellevue, after a woman somehow drove the car into a swimming pool.--Okay we want to make sure the people who test drive cars have liscences and know that the car can not be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing.

The World's Least Alike Twins
Dutch twin boys born of the same womb - one black, one white - face growing up in a not-so-colorblind world.--Just one question, is this even possible???

Bathroom Habits: Women Wash Hands More Than Men
Men are dirtier than women. So scientists confirmed by spying in public restrooms, watching as one-quarter of men left without washing their hands.--Okay, all together now, "Eeeeeww Gross!"

In India, You May Not Kiss The Bride
An Israeli couple was fined 1,000 rupees after an Indian court found them guilty of obscenity for kissing during their marriage ceremony in a Hindu pilgrim town.--Can you imagine getting arrested for KISSING THE BRIDE??

Condoms Are Named for Clinton, Lewinsky
A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.---HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Man Throws Biscuits to Distract Dog
A driver stopped for speeding tried to distract a drug-sniffing dog by throwing dog biscuits from his car.--Well at least he was creative.

Man Breaks 'Couch Potato' Record
Couch potato, thy name is Suresh. Suresh Joachim broke the Guinness world record for the longest time spent watching TV. He finished Friday with 69 hours and 48 minutes--I bet you I know someone who could break his record!

Principal Chases Streaker In Gorilla Mask
A 17-year-old student was arrested for streaking through his high school in a gorilla mask after being chased down the street by the school principal.--Come on arrested?? You ought to see what the kids in my school did!

Woman Complains To Cops After Hitman She Hired Failed To Get The Job Done
A woman who hired a hitman to murder the wife of her lover, and then complained to police when he didn't do the job, has been arrested along with the hitman.--Okay I vote her as one of the top five stupidest criminals in the world!