If she doesn't hide the fries, I may have to mug her

I haven't been having a lot of cravings but my friend just came home with Fried Chicken, Taters, and gravy. OMG! If she doesn't hide that, I may have to jump on top of her, and go Cookie Monster on her Fries. (oh brother, did you hear that? Cookie Monster??? I must have a three year old in the house!)

I didn't give in, I went away, presumably to bed, but really here to bore you all to death. So how am I doing? Everywhere across cyberland people are madly clicking links to get out of this deathtrap of boredom. Don't go away quite yet, I promise I will try not to be too boring all at one shot.